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Dwayne Johnson Action

We've been a fan of Dwayne Johnson since he was smashing.punks through folding-tables with his democratically approved elbows. Now look at him, wearing real pants, starring in Hollywood blockbusters. You were always our favorite action figure Dwayne!

'Oozing with Testosterone': Modern Mindless Action

Looking for subtle ruminations on the social construct of masculinity, the causes and effects of interpersonal violence, and the final madness of man's inhumanity to man? WELLYOU'RE ON THE WRONG F*****G LIST THEN BUDDY! These mindless action masterpieces feature obscenely large machine guns, car chases, and more explosions than an active quarry.

'Movies Like Live Free or Die Hard': Old-Guys Still in Action

Apparently the young men of Hollywood are no longer auditioning for action star roles, and the burden falls upon the same chaps who flexed their biceps in the 80s schlockfests of yesteryear. Hey, we're not complaining. We like Cruise, Willis, & the rest. But aren't they getting tired?

'Movies Like The Bourne Identity': Special Agents Kicking Ass

Modern movies in the vein of the Bourne trilogy: from MI6 to CIA, FBI to DEA, this list features the best of contemporary ass-kicking agents as they teach terrorists their place. Our question: when are they going to make a movie about a tough-nut NSA agent who can monitor conversations like no other?

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