A mercenary gets involved in a mission that threatens the lives of his kin. In order to succeed, he must break into one of the most wellguarded prisons in Eastern Europe and free the son of the most notorious drug lord in the world today.
If you're Arnie or Sly, you keep your career going with the occasional blockbuster every few years; but what about the Dolph Lundgrens and Steven Seagal's of the world? Turns out they keep churning out low-budget action movies like clockwork. Enjoy the selection!
The one guy who makes a ponytail look badass, Seagal has more black belts than a Jos. A Bank outlet. Our question, when are they going to make a hilarious buddy cop movie starring Steven Seagal alongside Jason Segel. If they could work sea-gulls in to the plot that would be fantastic. Oh, and they could call the second one 'Segel meets Seagal the Sequel'. We'll stop now.