The one guy who makes a ponytail look badass, Seagal has more black belts than a Jos. A Bank outlet. Our question, when are they going to make a hilarious buddy cop movie starring Steven Seagal alongside Jason Segel. If they could work sea-gulls in to the plot that would be fantastic. Oh, and they could call the second one 'Segel meets Seagal the Sequel'. We'll stop now.